What's hotter than a farmer's tan? Farmer's sunburn. Why you shouldn't write papers outside on unseasonably warm days:
Pretty. I got the hairiness from the French/Italian side and the fair skin from the Irish/Scottish side. Thanks mom and dad. Why it couldn't have been switched so I could've gotten the olive skin coupled with no discernible body hair is a question that shall plague all my days. Way to suck at gene passing.
In other news, a girl asked me today if I would accept her friend request on Facebook. I, being totally hip and with it, replied that I wasn't on Facebook but that I would accept her friend request in real life. Dude, she scoffed at me. Totally made a face. Um, isn't real friendship better than virtual friendship? This is a backwards world we live in.
I have to go rub aloe on my arms and ponder the lack of virtual friends in my life. Awesome.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
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2 comments:
at least you twitter!
remember when you used an exuberant amount of my sunless tanning lotion thinking it was normal lotion? and your hands to elbows were orange?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good times.
I had forgotten that actually. So thank you.
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