They Prey on the Weak

Girl Scouts came to the door.  With cookies.  A hostile act.  I bought three boxes.

*************An Hour Later*************

I only eat one cookie.  I decide to put the rest in the freezer to keep them fresh until Joe comes home next week and to keep myself from eating all the cookies.

**************An Hour Later*************

I discover Girl Scout cookies are delicious frozen.

Damn you, Girl Scouts!