Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Most Accurate Reflection of Our Relationship To Date

Joe:  I should have bought a fish spatula today.

me:  Why don't you get a monkey skull and a bag of asphalt while you're at it, or to save time, you could just throw money directly down the fucking garbage disposal.

Joe:  I guess we could use a bag of asphalt to patch holes in the driveway when we buy a house.  But a monkey skull...I have no idea what I would do with that.  I also was thinking about getting a lemon juicer.  I guess we could just use a regular spatula. 

me:  Yeah, we could.

Joe:  Okay.  So it's a no on the lemon juicer, then?