Joe: I should have bought a fish spatula today.
me: Why don't you get a monkey skull and a bag of asphalt while you're at it, or to save time, you could just throw money directly down the fucking garbage disposal.
Joe: I guess we could use a bag of asphalt to patch holes in the driveway when we buy a house. But a monkey skull...I have no idea what I would do with that. I also was thinking about getting a lemon juicer. I guess we could just use a regular spatula.
me: Yeah, we could.
Joe: Okay. So it's a no on the lemon juicer, then?
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
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