Me: Do you have any idea where my navy blue cardigan is?
Joe: Weren't you wearing it when I picked you up at the airport last night?
Me: No.
Joe: Wait, what the hell's a cardigan?
Me: A sweater that buttons up.
Joe: That's not what you were wearing last night?
Me: No. That was a hoodie. And it wasn't navy blue.
Joe: Is that it on the chair?
Me: No. That's yours. And it's also not navy blue.
Joe: ...
Me: Just say you don't know.
Joe: I don't know.
Me: Thank you.
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2 comments:
you're not teaching him well. cardigans are a very complex subject.
I know, but considering dude can build a working computer from spare parts, but can't readily identify navy blue, I didn't want to overwhelm him with the vast world of cardigans. I am likewise grateful when he doesn't go in depth about the exciting world of computer circuits.
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