Friday, September 14, 2012

Timing is Everything

Joe:  How you feeling?

me:  Awful.  Death is near.  I can feel it.

Joe:  Hmmm.  So green juice, huh?

me:  Don't say "juice" to me.

Joe:  Uh oh.

me:  What?

Joe:  This is probably not the best time to tell you this, but the juicer you ordered last week came today.

me:  ...

Joe:  Remember?  You were so excited?  You wanted to start juicing?

me:  ...

Joe:  Maybe I'll put it in the closet until you're ready to deal with this.