It's Pretty Glamorous Up in Here

My cousin Laura recently confessed to me that she doesn't want to just stop by for a visit whenever she feels like because I live with my fiance and we have "a life" and she wants to be respectful of that.

I appreciate that.  But if you've ever lived with a significant other you know that 90% of your life together consists of the following:

• talking about what to have for dinner
• asking each other what the thermostat is on
• asking each other if the other fed the cat
• asking each other if the other paid that bill
• asking each other to get the other something
• asking each other if that smell is coming from the other one
• arguing over whether professional bowling is a sport (it is not)
• talking about how adorable the cat is and/or whether the cat is depressed

So, yes, come on over.  Any time.  Just call first so I can change and we can all pretend I haven't been wearing this robe since my morning (early afternoon) shower.