Tuesday, January 24, 2012

It Goes Both Ways

me:  So how long do you think before George Clooney and Stacy Keibler break up?

Joe:  I don't know.  How long have they been together now?  Four years?

me:  Uh, no.

Joe:  Five years?

me:  More like 4 or 5 months.

Joe:  No!  Are you sure?

me:  Of course.

Joe:  No!  For real?

me:  We're done with this conversation.


me:  Do you think a truck could actually snowboard?

Joe:  No, of course not.

me:  What if you put sled things for the wheels?

Joe:  How would you stop?

me:  The brakes?

Joe:  No.

me:  Throw an anchor out the back?

Joe: Stop talking.