Joe: I don't know. How long have they been together now? Four years?
me: Uh, no.
Joe: Five years?
me: More like 4 or 5 months.
Joe: No! Are you sure?
me: Of course.
Joe: No! For real?
me: We're done with this conversation.
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me: Do you think a truck could actually snowboard?
Joe: No, of course not.
me: What if you put sled things for the wheels?
Joe: How would you stop?
me: The brakes?
Joe: No.
me: Throw an anchor out the back?
Joe: Stop talking.
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