me: Wait, don't put those there.
Joe: Why not?
me: The top drawer? What if my mother or your mother or somebody looks there and finds them?  Put them somewhere less obvious.
Joe: Uh, babe, we've been together for 9 1/2 years, you're 27, I'm 30, and now we're living together.  Honestly, the jig is up. 
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
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2 comments:
moms still dont need to see condoms.
...or sex toys?
My mother reads this blog. My official stance is that the drawer contains candy. I don't want her to know I enjoy candy. The calories and all.
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