Tuesday, February 15, 2011

27 Going On 17

me: Wait, don't put those there.

Joe: Why not?

me: The top drawer? What if my mother or your mother or somebody looks there and finds them?  Put them somewhere less obvious.

Joe: Uh, babe, we've been together for 9 1/2 years, you're 27, I'm 30, and now we're living together.  Honestly, the jig is up. 


D&D said...

moms still dont need to see condoms.

...or sex toys?

Christina said...

My mother reads this blog. My official stance is that the drawer contains candy. I don't want her to know I enjoy candy. The calories and all.