Joe: [Talking about Brett Gardner playing for the Yankees, etc, etc. Something about how fast he is and can get from home plate to first base in 3.6 seconds...]
me: Is he cute? Is he single? What are his stats?
Joe: I'm not sure off the top of my head. His batting average...
me: No, no, no. What are his stats? Is he cute?
Joe: Hon, I don't know if he's cute or single. Those aren't his stats. No one cares about that.
me: Joe! It's important. If he's in a happy relationahip he'll be fulfilled and probably play better.
Joe: [Sighs and attempts to change the subject.]
me: Dude! What are you talking about? He's totally cute!
Joe: Are you online?
me: Yes! He's gorgeous!
Joe: Great.
me: And he's married. Good stats.
Joe: What's his batting average?
me: Aw, he has a baby boy!
Joe: I'm going to bed.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
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I think my favorite posts to read are about you and Joe communicating
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