Summertime Blues

I want so bad to be witty right now. I'd like to write humorous paragraphs to entertain and delight you. But today was my first day at my summer internship and unfortunately I have nothing left to give. I am so tired. And get this...I have to go back tomorrow. And the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day. And then I have to go back every work day for the next 10 weeks. Ain't that some bullshit? I had to get up so early this morning. Right now, I'm too sleepy to even thoroughly enjoy The Bachelorette. I don't think I'm overreacting or being dramatic when I say that, so far, this job is ruining every enjoyable aspect of my life.