Tuesday, May 5, 2009

And They Say All the Good Ones Are Taken...

Guy from law school: "I could never marry a white woman. I'd cheat on her with a black or Asian woman."

Me: "Seriously?"

GLS: "Yeah, white girls are boring."

Me: "Wait, didn't you sleep with _______?"

GLS: "Yeah, five or six times."

Me: "But she's white..."

GLS: "I said I wouldn't marry a white girl, I didn't say I wouldn't fuck 'em."


Ladies, that word you're looking for? It's charm.

1 comments:

Kristin said...

Please call GLS and tell him that I am available.