Thursday, January 10, 2013

It Only Happens 2-6 Times a Day

On Friday, I got to work at 7:45 am and left at 7:20 pm.

On Saturday, I baby-sat my cousins, ages 5, 3, and 2, from 1:00 pm to 11:00 pm.  The dog threw up twice on the carpet and the two year old took off his diaper, peed on the kitchen floor,came to tell me he peed on the floor, then ran back into the kitchen where I found him on his knees in the puddle with a kitchen towel "cleaning it up."  It's a good thing I love those kids so much.

On Sunday, I went to work to meet with my boss and a client to prepare for a trial, but not before a guy backed into me in the Starbucks drive-thru line, cracking my passenger side headlight, putting a hole in my bumper, and making it so the far side of my bumper is no longer connected to my car.

On Monday, I went to work at 8:15 am and left at 8:20 pm.

On Tuesday, I observed the trial we'd been preparing for all week.  After work, I hit the gym with a friend from work and had to stop 20 minutes in because I got really dizzy.  Oh, right, I haven't eaten or had any water all day.  Maybe not so good.

On Wednesday, I actually left work at 5:00 and had the chance to hit a grocery store for the first time in the last two weeks.  On the way home, I asked Joe if he'd had a chance to clean the kitchen and he asked me why I never cleaned and I maintained low tones while refreshing his memory as to all of the above.

Honestly, yelling at each other THAT'S IT, THE WEDDING'S OFF! in a tone that suggests we're only half kidding is what I'm going to miss most after this whole thing is said and done. 


LWhits said...

Then once you're officially married you can try what we do...when B knows he's being a pain he looks at me and smiles and says "You're stuck with me FOREVERRRRRRR"

SG said...

Hahaha, that's awesome. I always knew B had some devil in him.