Monday, October 15, 2012

You Don't Have to Be a Married Couple Yet to Fight Like One

Joe: BABE, WHERE ARE MY JEANS?

me: In with the dirty clothes.

Joe: What are they doing in there?

me: You left them balled up on the floor.

Joe: Yeah, cause I'm going to wear them again.

me: How would I have known that?

Joe: I would have put them in the dirty clothes if they were dirty. I leave them on the floor if I'm going to wear them again.

me: Fold them or hang them up then. Quit leaving your shit all over the floor.

Joe: I HAVE A SYSTEM.

me: LAZINESS IS NOT A SYSTEM.

Joe: Where's my hoodie?

me: Where do you think it is?

Joe: Quit putting my stuff in the dirty clothes when it's not dirty.

me: FOLD IT OR HANG IT IF IT'S NOT DIRTY!

Joe: Your socks are on the floor over there.

me: I'm going to shove those socks up your ass.

Joe: Okay, I love you.

me: I'm not kidding about the socks.

2 comments:

LWhits said...

LOL. B is always convinced I'm trying to "hide" his stuff on him when I think I'm just putting it back where it belongs!

Christina said...

Haha, Whits! How come they never look in drawers for anything?