"Tree Guy" Would Be A Lot Safer

I pulled up next to pick-up truck yesterday and was struck by the professional decal on the side.

It said "abortionist."

Now I consider myself pretty liberal, y'all, but this seemed inappropriate.  Why not just advertise that you're a doctor and maybe people find out the rest after they get to know you a bit?  Honestly.  A bit much. 

Then I looked again.

Oh.  "Arborist."

That would explain the accompanying big picture of the tree.

I need more sleep.