Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I Don't Know Why

I went to the grocery store today.  The produce guy asked me if he could help me find anything.

"No, thanks, I have everything."

"Did you see we have blackberries for $2?"

I thought, "Blackberries!  I LOVE blackberries."

But out of my mouth, with no participation from my head, came, "I'm allergic to blackberries."

Uh.  Where the hell did that come from?

"That's a shame."

"I know."

Seriously, mouth, what the hell.  Apparently, I lie to strangers for no reason, even when it doesn't benefit me at all.  Allergic to blackberries.  You know, just today, for fun.  Ridiculous.


LWhits said...

I have the same problem...The minute I have someone in my face annoyingly trying to sell me something (even if I REALLY want it!) I am totally turned off and would never buy anything from them.