I went to the grocery store today. The produce guy asked me if he could help me find anything.
"No, thanks, I have everything."
"Did you see we have blackberries for $2?"
I thought, "Blackberries! I LOVE blackberries."
But out of my mouth, with no participation from my head, came, "I'm allergic to blackberries."
Uh. Where the hell did that come from?
"That's a shame."
"I know."
Seriously, mouth, what the hell. Apparently, I lie to strangers for no reason, even when it doesn't benefit me at all. Allergic to blackberries. You know, just today, for fun. Ridiculous.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
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I have the same problem...The minute I have someone in my face annoyingly trying to sell me something (even if I REALLY want it!) I am totally turned off and would never buy anything from them.
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