Paula Deen, A Great American

Oh, Paula Deen. I love you so. The way you put a pound of butter in a recipe that calls for only one teaspoon. The way you don’t care what society thinks and just unabashedly glop it on in there with that cheeky chuckle, blue eyes mischievously a-sparkle. You know better but you just don’t care. Screw you, Shape magazine, you say, I will not be ashamed of my love of butter and I shall preach my message to the world. I hear you, Paula. And I salute you.