"Hi, yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery."
"What would you like?"
"I would like a vegetarian pizza with pepperoni."
"Okay, so one vegetarian pizza and one pepperoni."
"No, no, just one vegetarian pizza but with pepperoni."
"What?"
"I want all the toppings on the vegetarian pizza but with pepperoni also."
"So you don't want a vegetarian pizza?"
"Yes I do, just with pepperoni."
"So a vegetarian pizza with pepperoni."
"Yes, exactly."
"Are you a vegetarian?"
"Huh?"
"Because if we put pepperoni on it, it won't be vegetarian."
[Long pause] "Um, yeah, that's okay."
"It'll probably be about an hour."
"I'm not surprised."
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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HA HA HA HA HA
To accomplish the euphoric feeling of just having inhaled a pizza, you must first deal with the teenage idiots that produce said product. It is a concept that I too have an issue with at times...for I have low tolerance for incompetent nincompoops. I mean, what kind of qualifications to you have to have to work at a pizza place..?
Good one! -mah
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